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Ladies and gentlemen! Timewasters and Time Lords! Bearded ones and the intelligent population! Library dwellers and kitchen denizens ( Read more... )

God, I need a drink. I'm not just saying this for the sake of saying this, the water did something and pushed me beyond sober and back out the other side ( Read more... )

Well, aren't you a grateful bunch? Excluding Sam, who I'm looking forward to the bacon sandwich mountain from. I bust my arse attempting to keep you, and the stories, on the verge of sanity (well, excluding Alice in Wonderland, which was never sane to begin with) and what do I get? NOTHING ( Read more... )

((ooc: There's a nice blackboard to go with this: here. Bernard has gone and put two and two together - remarkably making four, having seen what's happened to Kirk et al, and Ethan's post... p.s. I also know Shego and Bernard haven't got this far. I wanted to do it before I left for the library.))Okay, okay. Vaguely literary folk of the Barge (yes ( Read more... )

Oooooooooooooooooooootto. OTTO. I've been reading all about you. You're in need of professional help, I think.

So come to the pub and say hello, will you?

[Pause as he thinks about this]

Ah, you're not allowed up here. No worries, come to the entrance to the deck and we'll sort something out ( Read more... )